Things We've Learned in Anatomy

i realized i needed to document these before they disappeared. most are courtesy of david t.

1. the best kind of pinatas are filled with make-up
2. everything causes carpal tunnel syndrome (except Jesus)
3. bambi needs counseling
4. there's really only 1 way to skin a cat
5. cancer is like spring break for cells
6. you're never too old for coloring books
7. people are like potatoes
8. prostitutes wear velour pj's to slumber parties